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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
lotms: in french class when i was 12 we had to say what we had for dinner the night before so i said “J’ai mangé une pizza et bu du sang” which translates to “i ate a pizza and drank blood” and everyone stared at me while i laughed at my own joke but the joke was on me because the next day i had to see the school counsellor to discuss my issues
phlep: if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
gnawruto: foodtrucker: I manage to turn everything into crap wow yes that’s called digestion
All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.
dingoinnuendo: ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’
rneowies: ripstudwell: i wish i could get paid for complaining
swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades...
laterlandwellers: “you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
vvierd: if ur hot and ur following me and you don’t tell me i am so mad at u
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
have-a-quick-wank-because-i: i have seen hell with my own eyes
skipmatthews: can giraffes give themselves hickeys
'P: somebrokecollegegirl: riningear: jenstiel:... →
somebrokecollegegirl: riningear: jenstiel: pau1y: thevardi: apatheticghost: omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this PAGE 1 OF 184 One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23...
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: oh man my dad found an old book outside his work and when he opened it foreign money fell out of it Im on a search to find out what it is okay so ITS 500 CAMBODIAN RIELS IM SO EXCITED LETS SEE HOW MUCH ITS WORTH IN DOLLARS OH MAN WE MIGHT HAVE MONEY FOR ONCE ITS A WHOPPING 13 CENTS
freeeebitch: I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not
internetexplorers: i want drop it like it’s hot to be playing when they lower my casket into the ground at my funeral
richarcl: “its really hot in here” “sorry should i leave?”
maahamburger: if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused