if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
the most stupidest thing invented are those little dangly things on dresses that help you hang dresses or shirts…. when the thing has straps. i dont need your dangles, the dangles just dangle everywhere, get the hell away from me. dangly pieces of sh*t…. im so alone
This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate